Top 10s

Top 10 Sex Addicts in Popular Culture

 1. Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy: In a country where sex offenders are forced to have signs on their front yard, somehow Glenn Quagmire has emerged as America's most lovable pervert. Over the years we have seen him hide groups of Asian women in his garage, have sex with numerous women, including his best friend's wife, and own various gadgets designed to knock women out so he can have his way with them. He even roofied the "Bachelorette." As extreme and perverted as Quagmire is, you can't help but laugh, because it really is hilarious. That's why he makes number one on our list.  

2. The Todd from Scrubs: Todd, an over the top jock-like, sex-obsessed surgeon, started out the series as just a guy who would randomly pop up with sex jokes, double entendres, and high fives, but as time went by we started to see him as a more sex obsessed character in this hospital-centered comedy. Eventually, we find out that Todd is a bisexual, and hits on guys just as aggressively as girls.

3. Charlie Sheen: Supposedly having slept with over 5000 women*, Charlie Sheen could realistically be seen as a real live Quagmire. Even while having a hot wife like Denise Richards, he indulged in sleeping with many different women, though many may have been prostitutes.

4. Tiger Woods: The seemingly wholesome Tiger Woods' infidelities were all over the news, and it just seemed to get more and more extreme, and climaxed (pun intended) when it was revealed that  he even slept with a porn star.

5. James Bond from the 007 series: Does this man really need a description here? 007 has a habit of sleeping with unrealistically hot good and bad chicks. I wonder what would happen if he was no longer allowed to indulge?

6.  Hugh Hefner: Talk about a man who has had his share of top shelf booty. Playboy multimillionaire Hef has slept with consistent 10s, even as an old man. A dirty, dirty old man. 

7.  Wilt Chamberlain: We had to put Wilt here. The basketball star, according to his biography, has a more impressive record than 100 points in one game. According to Wilt, in his lifetime as a bachelor he had slept with 20,000+ women. Talk about literally a different woman every day, huh?

8.  Wooderson from Dazed and Confused :" You know what I like about high school girls? I keep getting older and they stay the same age, yes they do." I think that just about explains it.

9. Tucker Max: After his memoirs became a movie, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Tucker Max became a poster child for 18-24 year old "pick up artists." We all have known, and may even have been, that guy. But thanks to his crazy hook up stories, he has become the face of late night hook ups.

10. Marilyn Monroe: To be fair, we needed to include a female. When it comes to boning famous men, Marilyn Monroe could be considered the queen. She had notches on her bedpost like JFK, Bobby Kennedy, Joe DiMaggio, and who knows which other celebrities she slept with? She was even taped giving a guy a blow job (see link). http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/15/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main4015822.shtml?source=mostpop_story

Who's on your top 10 list?

*For the full Top 10 list of "Living Sex Legends," see http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-charliesheenmaximlivingsexlegends,0,5057260.story:

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